Tattoos...
For a woman to tattoo her body is like taking a beautiful Ming Dynasty vase and hitting it with a hammer to make it crack...Ladies you are flawless...having some meaningless Oriental motto or saying running across your back will not make you more beautiful..it will make you look like an idiot.
On recent film shoot in a city just north of London I saw about six tattoo shops along the main street..they were busy..all of them..the odd thing was that most of the clientele were very overweight females having some decal permanently slashed across whatever part of her anatomy she dared to reveal in public..When they went into the salon they were very obese..when they left they were still obese, quite a lot poorer and wearing a tattoo..they were not any more attractive or alluring, most of the other clientele seemed to be composed of young men who thought they were being made more manly and attractive by having their usually scrawny arms covered in fearsome looking crea6ures..it didnt work..they were still scrawny young men with a problem and perhaps only attractive to the obese women..
Keep this crap off your body....you simply do not need it.
On a recent film shoot a very attractive young actress turned up at the readthrough , then later turned up on the film set to deliver her lines..then off to wardrobe..where her career came to a shuddering halt..Her character required her to wear short sleeves and a low cut top, plus a short skirt..She was lathered in tattoos..arms ,legs, chest. back..She was replaced immediately with the director yelling at her that actors must be a well kept and empty vessel..not a fucking art gallery..Never seen her since.
Don't be classed as a low life idiot..keep- the tattoo crap away,dont be a walking graffiti wall for some badly trained and talentless artist.
And would the NHS kindly stop spending my tax money on removal..you paid to have it put on so pay to have it removed..my money can be better spent elsewhere on people with real illnesses.
Saturday, 1 December 2018
Wednesday, 21 November 2018
View from the pothole..life as seen by a total guttersnipe.
This is a new line of blog from me..views of life from my unique situation..which is complex.It will be an occasional series and dependent on what irks or pleases me at the time. Stand by for a short list of bio facts;
Born at the outbreak of WW2,
Raised in a vermin and cockroach infested slum.Shared a room with my sister until I was 21 and she was 8...appalling time for her no doubt..
Dreaful education at the local Catholic School..I knew all about a young mans travels, speeches and eventual demise in the Holy Lands..but sod all about what I needed, small things like English, Maths, History etc etc.
I left this temple of religious nuttery and total lack of preparation for the world at the tender age of 14...yep..14..totally uneducated and woefully ignorant about the world and what I could make of it.
Total poverty was the name of the game..Dad worked in the steelworks, liked a drink and a smoke, mum was a cleaning lady, she also shared dads leisure habits but she inadvertently gave me an opportunity like no other and probably saved me from an appalling life.
When I was about ten years old , mum had a job cleaning at a mansion house owned by two brothers and two sisters..none had married, no children, nice people, very wealthy, mum would take me along with her and park me in wonderland...the now very old family had kept their play room and...YAHOO...their library completely intact and they were very happy for me to play with their old toys and read their books..nirvanha
Incidentally I was top in every school subject when I left but I knew instinctively that more of that education stuff was needed..I read everything I could lay may hands on..voracious springs to mind.
No TV..cos no electricity, gas light only, I travelled the world every evening, flying through massive tomes from the mansion.
Then I discovered the Cinema.Five theatres in my town, I could visit all of them twice a week when the show changed but I needed money to finance this extravagance so I took a paper round and indulged my cinematic fantasies.
Thwe school did not approve of my financial endeavours as it meant I missed out on after school religious lessons which were compulsory.Every morning for two years the Headmaster gave me six swipes of the cane on each hand, the pain was so bad that it was impossible to hold a pen for the first two lessons...but I got to see the movies...worth it
OK that is a part bio, more next time...but let me tell you what my pet hate and subject will be.
TATTOOS.
See you soon
Born at the outbreak of WW2,
Raised in a vermin and cockroach infested slum.Shared a room with my sister until I was 21 and she was 8...appalling time for her no doubt..
Dreaful education at the local Catholic School..I knew all about a young mans travels, speeches and eventual demise in the Holy Lands..but sod all about what I needed, small things like English, Maths, History etc etc.
I left this temple of religious nuttery and total lack of preparation for the world at the tender age of 14...yep..14..totally uneducated and woefully ignorant about the world and what I could make of it.
Total poverty was the name of the game..Dad worked in the steelworks, liked a drink and a smoke, mum was a cleaning lady, she also shared dads leisure habits but she inadvertently gave me an opportunity like no other and probably saved me from an appalling life.
When I was about ten years old , mum had a job cleaning at a mansion house owned by two brothers and two sisters..none had married, no children, nice people, very wealthy, mum would take me along with her and park me in wonderland...the now very old family had kept their play room and...YAHOO...their library completely intact and they were very happy for me to play with their old toys and read their books..nirvanha
Incidentally I was top in every school subject when I left but I knew instinctively that more of that education stuff was needed..I read everything I could lay may hands on..voracious springs to mind.
No TV..cos no electricity, gas light only, I travelled the world every evening, flying through massive tomes from the mansion.
Then I discovered the Cinema.Five theatres in my town, I could visit all of them twice a week when the show changed but I needed money to finance this extravagance so I took a paper round and indulged my cinematic fantasies.
Thwe school did not approve of my financial endeavours as it meant I missed out on after school religious lessons which were compulsory.Every morning for two years the Headmaster gave me six swipes of the cane on each hand, the pain was so bad that it was impossible to hold a pen for the first two lessons...but I got to see the movies...worth it
OK that is a part bio, more next time...but let me tell you what my pet hate and subject will be.
TATTOOS.
See you soon
feeding the Royal Family
Sunday, 24 April 2016
Feeding the Royal Family
by Richard Dodd
I have filmed the British Royal Family on many occasions.. one never gets really close, mainly for security reasons.
I have filmed various members of the family at functions and have been allowed to follow them into state banquets and other dining functions, but I have never been allowed to film them eating.
The Security , Special Branch Officers , always give you the order of the boot, as in “Get Out”
Why?
Do members of the most elite family in the UK have eating disorders.
Were they not taught basic table manners?
Were they never taught how to handle cutlery?
Do they eat with their fingers, or push their faces into the food and slurp it up?
Have you ever seen any member of this family eating, on newsreels or any other media outlet.
They must be the most photographed family group in the world and yet no-one has ever seen food pass into their mouths.
There may be some old Hollywood version of someone like Henry VIII chomping on a chicken leg or a leg of lamb, before throwing the remnants over his shoulder for the peasants or hounds to leap upon, but none of the modern royals ever do that.
In the “Kings Speech” I cannot recall one eating scene.
No wonder the newest arrival is bone thin…they never eat.
Are they aliens, as some prominent conspiracy theorists would have you believe or are they just a little sloppy at the table.
We may never know.
A fortune in royalties (Pardon the pun) awaits the first news man/woman to grab a few seconds of the royal chomp…keep your eyes open out there.
Friday, 26 October 2018
Sharks
by Richard Dodd
I have just written a piece about sunken treasure in the waters off that island paradise called the Seychelles.
Then a couple of days ago, on the news, there is a report of man who
was snorkeling just twenty meters from the beach being taken by a shark,
and there is another report of a French tourist being taken just two
weeks prior to this latest incident.
A belated word of warning , if you go looking for that treasure…BEWARE OF THE SHARKS.
I spent a lot of time swimming offshore in the Seychelles and often
got a scare when a clump of seaweed on the ocean floor some twenty
/thirty feet down, would seem to move. It does put one off a little.
All of the diving instructors that I worked with assured me that the
sharks were not a problem, one or two hammerheads, well out at sea, but
nothing in the bays.
I do not for a moment think they were lying but maybe they should
have a re-think and install some nets on the popular beaches. It would
be a great shame but it keeps the tourist trade happy. No one wants to
go on holiday and finish up as shark shit.
No one can blame the sharks. It is their environment and they are hungry, humans are just a snack to them.
Humans do not move too well in the water, no matter how graceful we
think our freestyle crawl is. The hungry shark sees a slow moving target
with few signs of danger, in it goes.
I often think sharks have no taste buds because most of their human
targets must taste of polystyrene or latex rubber, but it must be worth
it , humans do not put up much of a struggle after the first hit and
then its easy to consume.
I must admit that I am a pool person after seeing “Jaws”. The only
way I want to go underwater these days is in a submarine, preferably a
nuclear one.
The most vivid example I have seen of the capacity of sharks to
consume huge chunks of matter was on Norfolk Island. Another island
paradise, this one in the Pacific , but a paradise for entirely
different reasons.
Not many beach umbrellas and sandy floored bars there, mainly because
there is only a tiny beach and the shark population residing just
offshore puts off any swimming adventures. Not that we knew that when my
crew went for a swim when we filmed there.
I won’t do a tourist brochure thing here, you can Google the place,
but it is a small rocky Island about 1000 miles out in the ocean from
mainland OZ, the most direct route is from Sydney.
It was at one time a notorious penal colony, anyone of the bad lads sentenced to go there never left, that was it.
At a certain time of the day, when the sun is very low the outline of
a circular prison compound is revealed. The prisoners were kept in
underground cages that formed a huge circle. Nice place
Today the Island attracts what would at one time been considered a
Hippy crowd, easy come, easy go, and they have developed their own
tourist industry. Well worth a visit.
When I was there we filmed the islands refuse department, yes they do
have one, with a very smart truck. They collect the garbage from all of
the little settlements in the hills and take it to the refuse tip. In
this case, the Pacific Ocean
Yep, they actually tip all of the assorted rubbish into the sea. The
tipping place is high on a cliff , about thirty metres above the water,
the truck tips up and all of the white, council provided, rubbish sacks
drop into the sea, slowly fill with water and then begin to sink.
I was naturally outraged at this appalling pollution of one of the worlds most beautiful areas, and voiced my opinion.
The Foreman Refuse Collector calmed my fears…’Just watch this mate” he said ”this stuff never reaches the ocean floor”
He was right.. As the sacks descended through the clear water, large
dark shapes approached at lightning speed and ate them, yep, these
critters would take a full sack of rubbish, tins, bottles, garbage, all
in one bite…There were hundreds of them.
The Norfolk Island Refuse Disposal Unit, Marine Dept. (TNIRDUMD). Trash snacks a speciality.
That would look good on a T shirt.
Want some advice…never go swimming where you are considered to be the main course for a BIG fishes dinner.
Tuesday, 16 October 2018
This is a short tale, but it sticks in my memory so maybe you will also enjoy it….
A
day out on the ‘USS NIMITZ’ ..as you will see from the picture this is
one Mother of a ship…one of the biggest tonnage vessels in the USA Navy.
I
was sent down to Naples in Italy with a crew to do a short documentary
on this naval titan as it set off on a patrol around the Gulf of
Libya…in those days the Libyan state, controlled by Col Ghaddafi, who
was not considered to be a friend of the Western world and it was
constantly monitored by Allied navies.
After an
eventful night in Naples..(Another story) we were picked up at the
dockside and transferred to the Nimitz which was moored out in the bay.
Once
on board we were shown to our quarters and invited to the Officers mess
to meet our press liaison Officer. We all enjoyed our welcoming drink
of a cola.
Yep.. all USA Navy vessels are dry. .no
alcohol whatsoever, ever, nada, zilch.. this was a three day trip but it
already stretched out ahead of my near alcoholic crew like a lifetimes
sentence.
OK, So, parched, alcohol free and already
showing anxiety levels akin to those who go cold turkey on any addiction
we set off on a filmic tour of this leviathan of the waves.
IT IS BLOODY BIG.
A
one point I was able to stand at what can only be described as a
crossroad of gangways, one in each direction. they all dwindled off into
the distance for what seemed like hundreds of bulkhead doors.
Then there was the storage and engineering deck.
This
is immediately below the flight deck, its like several football fields
joined together and it is stuffed full of aircraft, of all shapes and
sizes but mainly fighter attack planes as one would expect, but the
thing that really amazed me was the number of engineers who live down
there, it seemed like thousands of them, all beavering away on engines
and broken bits.
When we talked to some of these men
they all said they had never been on the flight deck, they were on board
for the two year mission and their aim was to work, pump iron in the
vast gymnasium, eat, pass exams, eat some more, pump more iron and SAVE
MONEY…these were serious people..and they had a lot to be serious about.
On
our mission there had been a dog fight with a couple of Ghaddafi’s Migs
out over the Gulf and both of them had been brought down.
Time
for a modest celebration in the Officers mess, modest it certainly was
as we downed copious amounts of Coca Cola, but for these steely eyed Top
Gun boys it could have been the best champagne or beer in the world.
The
operation of Jets taking off and landing seemed to be a 24/7 task as
jet after jet catapulted off the flight deck and the incoming hit the
deck with a thump and were then taken down to the maintenance deck for a
mechanics rub down.
We met and interviewed the
Captain of the vessel, this man was a USA Hero going back to the Vietnam
war, it was reputed that he had been shot down on two occasions behind
enemy lines and fought his way back with just a small hand gun, a tough
cookie indeed, if it were me then one time being shot down would have
sufficed.
The interview was arranged to be filmed on the flight control deck, the Captains Bridge, that’s the tall spiky tower in the pic.
All was set up, the skipper arrived and we began, except we couldn’t..
Every
time we started the interview the sound man would shout “Cut”…he had a
problem with his recording machine, in those days it was a Nagra, A
state of the art recorder and a reel to reel ,very reliable, but this
one would only turn round in short bursts of a couple of seconds. It
didn’t take long to work out that the signal from the large rotating
radar dish, just above our heads was sending out such a strong magnetic
field that it actually stopped the recorder from working.
We
quickly found another venue for our chat but it did give me food for
thought that if the signal was that strong it could stop the recorder
…what was it doing to the personnel who spent hours working on that deck
every day…just a thought.. They all seemed quite normal..
OK..we
did the usual documentary stuff for a few days , nice pics of the
aircraft taking off and landing, some little escapades and near
accidents but it all went relatively smoothly.
And then came the day of our departure.
The
ship can stay at sea for over two years without re-fuelling and
personnel rarely got to go on shore leave but for those in an emergency
they can be flown off.
Not many volunteered.
At the appointed hour my crew assembled at the detailed departure point on the flight deck.
All
equipment boxes securely fastened and stacked neatly, Navy style.. Then
I looked around the deck. It was completely stuffed with fighter
planes, row upon row of them, dozens of them, it was all you could see..
What I couldn’t see was a flight deck for my plane to trundle along to take off.
And where was our transport plane. .nowhere in sight.
Then
a huge hole in the flight deck opened up and like the Phoenix from the
ashes our twin prop driven aircraft arose. Its wings were folded up like
a broken bird. They were soon flattened out and now it looked as though
it was capable of flight…except.. there was no runway.
Then it dawned on me.
These lunatics were actually going to catapult us off the deck.
And we were lunatics for agreeing to it…not that we were ever asked.
They were really going to sling us off the very short flight deck on a catapult..
Most people today have flown, the plane taxis to the end of a VERY LONG RUNWAY..
They
then run up the engines to high revs and start rolling down several
hundred yards of concrete runway. .at a certain speed lift is achieved
and the aircraft powers serenely into the blue yonder..
As
aircraft went, ours was quite small, but it was much larger than any of
the fighter planes that we had filmed taking off, these massively
powerful war planes had been hooked up to the sling. Run their engines
up to max power permitted, held back on their brakes and when ready the
deck man would give a signal to both pilot and the catapult man and the
combined forces of engine and catapult would throw the plane into the
sky, an awesome operation.
Best seen from afar as a spectator.
Like
sheep unto the slaughter my crew were herded across the deck and
quickly kitted out in flight survival jackets, flight helmets, goggles.
Then
we were boarded on the rear of the plane, the seats were all facing the
tailgate ..we were told to take a brace position on take off and we
did. The gear was stowed. The door was locked and now there was no
escape.
The plane was trundled over to the end of the catapult section and attached.
Looking out of the very small window I noticed we had attracted quite a crowd of onlookers.
Dozens
of Navy folk were standing around peering at us, thumbs up signs etc
were in abundance. I had the feeling that I had suddenly been invited to
go into a big stone circular ring with some hungry lions licking heir
lips at the other end.
I watched through the small
window at the deck control man who I had filmed many times over the last
few days giving his usual signals to the pilot, it normally consisted
of spinning his index finger at ever growing speeds.
This
digital movement was copied on board the plane by the engines being
revved to ear splitting level, the plane was threatening to tear itself
apart as the engines reached maximum revs and then came the
executioners moment.
The deckman stopped his murderous
spinning and pointed forward with what I thought was a flamboyant
gesture .At that moment I hated that man.
But I had no
time to dwell on how I wanted to kill him as I was being propelled into
the air at a limb wrenching speed ..and suddenly we were airborne, we
soared away from the deck which I could see rapidly dwindling in the
small window..
Brilliant…no doubt this was an exhilarating moment.
And then we stopped flying…
Apparently this is normal. .But I didn’t know it.
As
we went rapidly down towards the ocean the aircraft made a valiant
attempt to reach airspeed, it transpired that the catapult actually
throws the plane off the deck at a much higher speed than the plane can
fly at and it really just starts to fall into the sea.
The
screeching from the engines was now overwhelming and the plane appeared
to resemble a million rivets flying in loose formation.
The
glistening ocean was fast approaching and I made all of my prayers, in
Urdu, Hebrew, Christian , Rastafarian and all of the rest…this was it,
the end. The Big End…it was just a few hundred feet away and arriving
quickly.
Bye Bye life, Sex, Boozing, Watching Footie,
and then as we were about to impact we started to lift.. we were
actually flying… we seemed to just skim over the top before we began a
stately ascent to a safer altitude.
Now it became clear
to me why all those big body building, gluttonous, money saving
mechanics never left the ship on its two year cruise.
This was the only way off.
They should all retire as rich men..
Two short footnotes to this story.
The
Cargo master who had flown with us told me they had lost two of these
aircraft recently and it always drew a good audience of ghouls on the
Nimitz to see if we could make it. He happily confessed that he had a
death wish… Thanks fellas.
We were landed at an airbase
on an Italian island, Sicily I think, and we were transported to our
hotel by a Navy driver who had a big blue bus.
On the way into the town, in the local rush hour we were struck a number of times by other vehicles.
Our
driver seemed completely unfazed, I asked him why. He said “Its always
like this, none of these guys have ever learned how to drive, they have
been driving like this FOR SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS and aint got the hang
of the motor car yet”
I guess he didn’t graduate with a major in history from his high school..
Still, as usual ..it was a pleasure to have completed another little adventure with the American Forces.
Saturday, 13 October 2018
by Richard Dodd
Some
time in the eighties I was working in California and shooting a
documentary on suicides from The Golden Gate Bridge which crosses the
bay at the entrance to San Francisco Harbour
The bridge is a massive structure, A beautiful elegant design .The
broad, sixlane, roadway across is supported by thick metal wires which
are held at either end by steel towers. The bridge is one of the most
photographed man made constructions in the world. It is also very high
off the surface of the water.
If you jump off this bridge then the chances of survival are
extremely slim. If the fall into the water doesn’t kill you then the
damage sustained by the body will render you incapable of swimming in
the strong currents and then there are the sharks.
Alcatraz, the infamous high security prison is built on an island in
the bay and was selected because of the high risk escape
procedure..basically..after you evade the heavy duty guard system and
then make it out of your cell block, climb the prison wall and then get
down the other side ..all you had to do was swim to freedom. I am
unaware of anyone escaping from Alcatraz and sending a post card back
from anywhere in the world to announce their new found liberty.
That is why the bridge is a magnet to would be suicides; there are so
many attempts that the bridge authorities have a “Jumper” watch
situated at either end of the span. These people scan the pedestrians on
the bridge constantly and are quick off the mark to foil an attempt
when they see a likely customer. Apparently there are tell tale signs
that someone is about to take the short flight to oblivion..
And that is why I was there.
Except on this particular day I wasn’t walking across the bridge, I
was about a hundred or so metres off it dangling outside a new Bell Jet
Ranger helicopter.
The presenter of the programme was supposed to walk along the bridge,
in a casual manner, the way presenters do, and talk to the camera,
giving as many relevant facts as possible in a conversational way, as
they do.
The cue for the presenter to start talking was when a distinctive
coloured car, driven by a production team member, drove past him, he
would look up to the chopper and begin the spiel as he continued to
stroll along .
These plans always work brilliantly on paper.
For the logistics enthusiasts out there this is how it was planned
My camera team would drive from the centre of San Francisco to the
International airport about twenty miles or so east of he bridge where
we would rig the camera onto a Tyler Mount fitted to the helicopter.
The Tyler mount is a rig that is fitted inside the aircraft and it
works on a balance system. A series of weights are moved along a large
metal arm that curves over the cameraman and the camera is used as a
counterweight .This system allows for any size camera to be fItted. I am
sure they are infinitely more sophisticated these days but the gyro or
steadying system was not too clever and the cameraman had to put a lot
of physical effort into keeping the camera steady during a take.
The mount takes up a lot of space and the rear seats have to come out
plus the passenger door comes off. In effect the cameraman has to sit
almost outside of the aircraft
The security harness for the cameraman is standard five pin fitting
into a centre locking device. The restraining straps are one over each
shoulder, two around the waist and one from the floor up between the
legs The lock pins can all be released by one quick twist of the centre
lock. More on this later.
Radio comms are fitted , one for me to the pilot and an extra one for communication to the bridge team.
Are you still with me…good. keep going.
The presenter is fitted with a radio mike. The director/producer is
fitted with a radio mike..the sound recordist is dressed to look like a
tourist with a back pack and a funny hat to hide his headphones .These
three will be posing as sightseers near the presenter and within range
of his transmitter.
The car driver is fitted with a radio. The “Jumper” teams are brought
in a and briefed.. We have the permission of the bridge authorities,
the radio frequencies have been cleared with the various authorities. We
all know what we are doing and when.
Ok, climb aboard the chopper, a brand new Bell Jet Ranger, very nice.
And off we zoom, a low swoop over Alcatraz and then to position on the
west/seaward side of the bridge.
The brief is for me to follow our marked car, a white one, along the
bridge and as it gets to the presenter he will start talking and we
slowly hover and crab across until he is finished, then we pull back on
the lens and the chopper moves higher and further away to reveal the
truly stunning sight of the Golden Gate Bridge with SF in the
background.
What could go wrong?..
Everybody is in position, all the sound checks are done, its “Go Go” time
Nobody briefed Mother Nature, or the ten or twelve owners of white
cars who all decide to cross the bridge at the same time.Or the twenty
or so Japanese tourists who seemed attracted to a strange man, our
presenter, who seemed to be having a chat with a man in a helicopter and
then they seemed to be obliged to wave at.
Take two.
This meant that the white car had to go across the bridge, off at the
next turnoff and then back across the bridge through the one way
approach system and take up position again.This took about twenty
minutes.
Stay with it
The bridge is so large that it creates its own micro weather
situation. No matter how calm it appears there is always a strong wind
roaring around the towers. This makes a hovering helicopter a very
unsteady filming platform.
Take two: The presenter fluffs his lines.
Take three: A strong gust of wind blows the chopper badly.
Take four: I follow the wrong white car.
And so it goes on and every take is twenty minutes to set up again.
We began to run out of fuel and the pilot decided to go and refill,
at the airport. In the light of what was to happen it was a divine and
inspired decision. The trips and refuelling would take an hour or so.
Off we went.
After the refuel we were ready to get airborne again. The pilot
checked with the control tower and we were given permission to overfly
the very end of the runway between passenger jets landing
This is at The San Francisco International Airport, there are a lot
of jets landing there all the time, they seemed to be precisely stacked
up in the sky, exactly the same distance apart and all lined up on the
approach beacons. The end of the runway juts out into the bay. Very busy
place and very impressive.
A jet lands and off we go from our hover position, we have just a short space of time to clear the approach.
And then it happens.
At about two hundred feet above the threshold lines the Gyro Assist went AWOL.It broke.
In the space of a couple of seconds and from my perch on the side of
the chopper I saw the sky, runway, bay water, spinning horizon and then
went through it all again.
In my ear the pilot was yelling instructions to the tower or his God, and we were plummeting towards the concrete.
Which we hit..very hard.
Bits were flying in all directions and I was aware of pushing the
Tyler mount off my chest where it had rammed on impact and flicking the
release button on the harness. One last push at the Tyler and I leapt
onto the tarmac.
The chopper was on its side, the rotor had screamed to a halt and I
legged it to the side to jump down into the jumble of massive concrete
blocks that form the base for the runway.
The pilot was there before me..You cant beat military training..
The conversation was a little stilted for a few moments as we took stock of our new situation
We were both unharmed but in a slight state of shock.
The chopper seemed to be seriously damaged and on its side.
All of the neatly lined up aircraft with hundreds of passenger on
board were now on their way somewhere else, they were peeling off for
destinations unplanned.
My radio went off, it was the Producer..”Where the fuck are you?”
I quickly briefed him on our new situation.
He never asked if we were ok, all he said was “Get another chopper and get back out here”…Honestly..
What is it about producers?
I relayed his request to the pilot who simply said “When God tells you to sit on the ground you sit on the fucking ground”
It occurred to me that if we had not done so many takes then the
chopper might have been over open water and I don’t think we would have
survived the drop from the much greater height that we were filming
from. An inspired decision by the pilot to refuel when he did, just a
minute or so either side and ..hey ..who knows..
PART TWO
Ok we had survived the crash, screwed up the filming and also screwed
up the travel plans of hundreds of airline passengers and now we were
waiting for the rescue wagons to appear. We talked, just to calm our
nerves
I asked the pilot who was approximately my age how he got into the
flying business, it had always appeared attractive to me as an
alternative career.
His story had me mesmerised.
During the Vietnam War he had been conscripted into the Military,
being a bright lad he had been sent onto a flying course and finished up
training to fly helicopters.
(For a book on this subject read “Chickenhawks” by Robert Mason)..
Completed training and off he went to war.
They gave him a gunship. Probably an AH1 Cobra, fitted with twin Cannons. A flying killing machine.
“I was God” he said.
“At twenty one I had the power of life and death. This was Apocalypse Now for real”
He went on to describe how he and his Squadron of Cobras would set
off on raids that completely destroyed hundreds of villages, shot up
fishing boats, blasted anything that moved on the ground that could
conceivably be considered to be the enemy.
It was a fantastic feeling. The Vietcong were virtually defenceless
against these airborne attacks and so the young pilots felt all powerful
and not in a great deal of danger.
“It was a great life, full of excitement, I had this huge powerful
beast that could rip up a village in seconds, two passes with the
cannons on full blast and it was no more, wonderful”
Until one day.
He was on patrol as usual and he came across a very small village, he
decided to take a closer look and as he approached a group of villagers
dashed out of one of the flimsy grass huts and began to run along a
jungle path.. He followed them, assessed the situation as much as he
could through the jungle canopy as he whizzed past, and decided they
were not good people. Why would they be running etc.. He gave them a
burst of cannon, Damn, missed, He went round again, another burst of
cannon, he destroyed a number of trees and a couple of bamboo thickets
but missed the runners, he went round again.
There they were, still on the path through the jungle but they had
stopped and were looking at him as he approached for the kill. They
could not run any further, dense bamboo and forest on all sides, all
five of them were exhausted.. Mum, Dad, and their three little kids.
“It was like a bolt of lightning, I suddenly realised what I was doing. I was a killer of innocents and enjoying it”
He disengaged his attack, flew straight back to his base and refused to fly gunships any more.
They put him on Medivac duties…and that’s another story..
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